rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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