He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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