I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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