i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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