operation have a gay friend backfired
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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