Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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