wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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