Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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