I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Be still, my beating vagina.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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