she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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