More tranny stories later!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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