did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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