summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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