This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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