Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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