she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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