im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
and she was petting her beer can
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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