Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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