No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
