do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the day after is always just damage control
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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