around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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