we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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