Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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