Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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