Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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