So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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