no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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