i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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