his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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