just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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