i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
