do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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