Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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