Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
