Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yo dont text me then not text me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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