There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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