it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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