new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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