She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Vodka?
Forever.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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