is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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