Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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