i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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