I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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