is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
