Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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