Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
