Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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