there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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