the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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