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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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