just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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