ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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